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[Patacorow]

A small games for whoever plays portal or played. Here's a starting of a text from portal. Each one posts a small part of it (as a reply) and at last we'll have one big texty!! lol
Here we go:

Well you found me. Congrutulations, was it worth it?

[Patacorow]

Because dispite your violent behavior, the only thing youv'e managed so far, is my heart.

[Hen7]

something something lets call it a day.

[Ido]

Post off memory only!

Hen7 said:

something something lets call it a day.

I think it was something like
Perhaps we could settle for that, and just call it a day.

[NeatNit]

Ok, something else.

Hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center.

[Patacorow]

We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been pleasent, your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.

[NeatNit]

Well, I'm not sure about the second part, but it was:

We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one


After what you said:
Portal opening in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... [portal sound]

[Ido]

Reminds me of
Launching surprise in 3, 2, 1... Wait, time out for a sec. That was not supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? Nevermind. It's a mystery I will solve later, BY MYSELF, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE DEAD.

[Hen7]

That thing makes shoes for orphans, Nice job breaking it hero.

[NeatNit]

Ido said:

Reminds me of
Launching surprise in 3, 2, 1... Wait, time out for a sec. That was not supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? Nevermind. It's a mystery I will solve later, BY MYSELF, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE DEAD.

You mean:
Lunching (or deploying?) surprise in 5... 4... 3... 2... *bzzt* you said the rest.

I love correcting stupid mistakes.

[FullMetalBoy]

But Ido didn't make a mistake, lunch is a meal, and launch is like deploying.

[Ido]

Lol yeah.
But true, I stand corrected, the exact quote was "Deploying surprise ..."

[FullMetalBoy]

Another corrections for the same part-it wasn't "3,2,1...wait blah blah", it was "5,4...wait blah blah",and after "What is that" she says "It's not the surprise, I've never seen it before" and then what u wrote.

[Ido]

It was off memory ):

[darko]

i can't remember any dialogue from games at all, unless you count the HL2 opening monlogue and the HL monologues and the Black Mesa Announcement as dialogue.

[Hen7]

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I was all like 'Good bye!' and you were all like 'NO WAI' and I was all like 'We just pretended we were going to murder you ^_^".
That was great.

[FullMetalBoy]

If you love this thing so much why won't you marry it? Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!!

[darko]

lolz, this seems to be a random quotes thread now. yay

"Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really that... time... again? It seems as if you've only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time...span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them but, these are extraordinary times, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you if and when your time comes around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Doctor Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...well...I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off."

EDIT: I have all the HL monologues in a text file along with the black mesa transit system hello thing. How sad am i?!!!

[NeatNit]

FullMetalBoy said:

Another corrections for the same part-it wasn't "3,2,1...wait blah blah", it was "5,4...wait blah blah",and after "What is that" she says "It's not the surprise, I've never seen it before" and then what u wrote.

That was the correction I meant. The 'lunching' instead of 'launching' was my mistake. Anyway, it was deploying

Also, to the one who quoted GMan... You must have played HL2 like 10 times. Or you just typed it while listening.

edit: Ok, I only now actually READ it. Are you sure you didn't just make the stuff up?

[Patacorow]

ive got your brain scanned, and permantly backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which is just about to. Don't belive me? Here i'll put you on: [helloooo!] HERE THATS YOU THATS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!