Tophillious

anyone want to write a new portal song?

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So, I was bored, and decided that it would be an idea (not necessarily a good idea) to write a new 'Still Alive' song in honor of the new 3-d maps. Anyone wanna help? I could do vocals :rofl:

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I'm in. Let's start writing. Who wanna manage this one? if not a song we could at least make some silly lyrics :)

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Browsing the interwebs

Tired and weary, is how, I feel

I wish there was something to curb my boredom

WCS ("Aperture Science")

A group of nerds

Who have nothing, better to do

:rofl:

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I tried it out with my brother, and this is what we got:

This was a Flash Game

made by hen7

of Israel!

It's hard to overstate his satisfaction.

'Twas the flash version

of the it game,

that's called:

Portal!

You can play it on his site:

wecreatestuff dot com!

But their's still sense playing the actual game,

when you're bored with playing the flash version... YAY!

and the testing is done

and you made made this neat game,

for the people who are

Still Alive!

... And that's what we have so far!

PS: I hope you like it Ido and Hen7, we poured our heart and soul into this!

not rly...

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how about insted of speaking to chell your speaking to the players that beat portal.

this would be a triumph

if you had done it in real life

you should stop wasting your time on these games

how about you get a job

or start baking cakes to waste some time

for the good of your mental heath

& stay of that damn pc

so dont go crying when you computer breaks

just fix it later & play some mates

& you get exercise

& that is a true prize

it will be helping you to

say alive!

i thought that up on the spot

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Rofl when me and Ido finished working on Portal:TFV we made a Still Alive cover as well, about the game and its success.

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Hen7 said:

Rofl when me and Ido finished working on Portal:TFV we made a Still Alive cover as well, about the game and its success.


You should have included it in one of the fixes :wink:

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EJMH said:

Hen7 said:

Rofl when me and Ido finished working on Portal:TFV we made a Still Alive cover as well, about the game and its success.


You should have included it in one of the fixes :wink:

Oh we don't think it would suit our large audience ;)

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Ok

This was a failure.

Get a actual life.

Now you know the cake is a lie.

Apple Q!

It sux so bad, i'm going off topic.

You're companion is dead.

So theres no sense crying to god for it back,

you just keep on trying till you ate all the cake

and your job is getting done

and you have a failing life

you know, the cake is a lie!

I got bored XD

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I barely read the first 4 lines.

IT'S PERFECTLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT LYRICS TO FIT THE MUSIC!!!

You have no sense of music at all.

Also, get an actual life.

Your companion is dead.

Get a life, and don't waste your boredom on wasting other people's time.

This was a trial.

I'm baking a boat here, YOU SUCK ASS.

It's hard to understand a farting turret.

Armature science.

We poo what we must, because, we're dead.

For the shoes of all of us

Except the ones who aren't bad.

But there's no pants flying in the tree of the dead,

And the pigeons crying "Please get out of my head"

And the bullets shoot them down

And they're having lots of fun

In the graveyard of people that die!

(I'll finish this later, sorry)

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Thats something i made up... I call it "Still a cake"

This was a triumph.

Im making a note here:

GIVE ME CAKE.

Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture bakery.

We bake what we must, because we can.

For the good of all of us,

except the ones who are dead.

But theres no sense crying over every mistake,

you just keep on trying till you learn how to bake!

And the baking gets done,

And you bake and its FUN!

For the people who are Still Alive.

Im not even angry.

Im baking i have no time.

Even though you threw my cake

and killed it.

And tore it to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As it burned it hurt because

I hitted you so hard.

Now im going to kill you cause

it took years to bake.

While you just think it was a little mistake.

So its fine it got burned,

Cause I always had a spear,

For the people who are Still alive!

- Thats all for now.

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Ooooooh i got something cookin'!

This is the rest of "Still a cake"

Go ahead and fire me.

I think I'd prefer to stay alive.

Maybe you'll find somone else to

work for you?

Maybe the GMan?

That was a joke, HAHA! Fat chance.

Anyway, this cake is unbaked

start now or your fired

Look at me still talking when

theres baking to do.

When I look in the oven

Its should have been you!

Iv'e cupcakes stall to run,

there is a cake to be done,

for the people who are still alive!

And belive me I am still alive.

Im baking forever and im still alive.

I feel delicious and Im still alive.

While you'll be fired ill be still alive.

And when you'r hobo ill be still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

YAY! :D

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1) That sucked.

2) Mine's better.

3) It, again, didn't even fit the music! (at least the beginning did, kind of)

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NeatNit said:

1) That sucked.
2) Mine's better.
3) It, again, didn't even fit the music! (at least the beginning did, kind of)


Your commentary is very nice though. :tired:

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Me? Meh, I don't even remember this. I mean, it's like 2 months old like the other thread you bumped.

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NeatNit said:

1) That sucked.
2) Mine's better.
3) It, again, didn't even fit the music! (at least the beginning did, kind of)

1) patacorow's is awesome!
2) yours would be cool if it made ANY FRICKIN SENSE!, plus its not even DONE!
3) it does fit the music, you just dont have a brain to think of how it fits & just saying it doesnt cause there is like 3 less syllables in the whole song. You can stretch a sylable out a bit, i did in mine.

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Like I said, IT WAS SO MUCH TIME AGO I DON'T EVEN CARE!

After re-reading, let me correct my 2 month old mistake:

Most of it didn't fit the music.

There were a few English mistakes, which didn't fit the music, but when corrected did :P

It wasn't THAT bad.

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ok calm down everyone, its just a song.

I know this thread is 2 months old, and I wanted to post on it, and I still can.

I have the right to do it, and you can't tell me what to do.

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