Need some creative ideas how to make my neighbors move away
Posted 15 March 2009 - 05:52 PM
Ok so I have a new neighbors above my apartment, the best neighbors anyone can ask for:
They have a dog that they keep locked in the house all day while they're gone, aka howls and cries ALL THE FUCKING DAY, EVERY DAY.
They always fight with everyone, and like on purpose blocks the building's parking lot all the time.
And this is what pissing me the most -They always, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY dance or something right above my room causing knocks and bangs from 8AM to 8PM, which is waking me up almost every day. (ffs I can hear it now).
Now my sweet friends, I need some ideas to piss them off, without making the police come here.
Until now I've:
-Used a broom stick to hit my ceiling, don't help they probably have a good tiles. (My ceiling is all broken now.)
-Went up to their place wanting to kill them, almost knocked their door down, I decided to restrain and went back home, I'll save that to the end.
-Music, meh its never really working, and I don't want to disturb anyone else.
Right now I'm planning on taking a nice Bass speaker and attach it to the ceiling while facing up but I'm not sure if it will theoretically work.
ANYMORE IDEAS ARE WELCOME, HELP ME DRIVE THOSE FAGGOTS AWAY.
Posted 15 March 2009 - 05:57 PM
But I like the mass murder option too.
"They always, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY dance or something right above my room causing knocks and bangs from 8AM to 8PM, which is waking me up almost every day. (ffs I can hear it now). "
You sure they're dancing?
Posted 15 March 2009 - 06:16 PM
So, if you tried going over to them... What happened then? You can at least ask what they do every day for 12 hours (I'd say either they leave their TV on or one of them works out or something like that) and see if it stops.
Posted 15 March 2009 - 06:36 PM
Posted 15 March 2009 - 07:44 PM
Put some poop in a bag, take it to the front door, light it and ring the doorbell. When they step on it to put it out, it'll be hilarious.
Posted 15 March 2009 - 07:52 PM
The problem now is that they'll know its us, we had a lot of fights with them.
Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:01 PM
Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:16 PM
Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:35 PM
2. Are they under the roof? if they are, flood the roof, their ceiling will get all wet and fall apart ( believe me, it WILL fall apart ), making them want to leave the apartment.
3. Cut their phone wire, like in the 'scary' movies.... classic....
4. Put meat under their 'welcoming' rug that is infront of their door. ( this will make the rug incredibly smelly >:-) )
5. Put some cat food infront of their door, and if there's a flowerpot somewhere infront of their door, put in it some cat food or meat.
If you want it to be extreme, use the following:
6. Spray the eyepiece on their door >:-)
7. Put a bag full of shit infront of their door and burn it >:-)
8. Throw a stinky bomb on their door.
9. Put a whole bag of stinky bombs under their rug infront of the door.
And here I'm out of ideas, so thats it for now, good luck
Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:36 PM
Oh the irony...
Just get some big ass speakers, some Death metal, and an pretty decent stereo system/ media player and blow the walls down. You'll either piss them off and make them leave, or get evicted yourself.
Posted 15 March 2009 - 11:23 PM
Posted 16 March 2009 - 12:51 AM
This won't get you arrested.
Posted 16 March 2009 - 11:00 AM
He was caught smoking weed on school site, which basically means he had no chance of not being kicked out in the near future. He decided to get revenge on the teacher who kicked him out in a strange way...when he was called to the head teachers office, he waited patientily until the teacher left the room for a short period of time, and that started stapling pieces of bacon to the underside of all the chairs and desks in his office.
This might seem odd and...insiginificant, but after a few weeks the whole damn building stunk.
Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:20 PM
Posted 17 March 2009 - 11:38 PM
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