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#1 teenagerimpossible.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 12:23 PM

I was exploring the internet one day when i came across this funny game
its like a life simulator where you are invited to a party and have to sort out a couples relationship
Believe me its really funny.
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You get a script of what happened after the game and it comes out with pretty funny stuff

Heres one of mine
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed Jul 29 13 11 39 2009

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!

GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Walter!!

TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)

WALTER
im early

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well come on in... -- (interrupted)

WALTER
hi

TRIP
W -- well, heh, come in!

TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...

(WALTER knocks on the front door.)

(WALTER closes the front door.)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Walter,

GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

WALTER
excuse me can i use the phone?

GRACE
Uh...

GRACE
Well, anyway... make yourself at home...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

WALTER
glass sculptures

(WALTER picks up a trinket 6.)

PHONE
** RING **

TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --

(WALTER puts down a trinket 6.)

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering -- (interrupted)

(WALTER picks up the phone.)

PHONE
Grace? Hello?

GRACE
Walter, no! Please don't do that.

WALTER
hi

PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?

GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.

PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...

TRIP
Oh!

PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **

WALTER
yeah im fucking her

GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

(WALTER puts down the phone.)

GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.

TRIP
I wanted to say hello --

GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

GRACE
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

WALTER
i wanna talk

GRACE
W -- well, no, talking about my parents is just going to frustrate me.

GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.

WALTER
lol

TRIP
Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.

WALTER
:)

GRACE
So, about my decorating...

GRACE
Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for God knows -- (interrupted)

WALTER
XD

GRACE
Oh, well...

GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So I've been collecting all these sculptures...

GRACE
but now whenever I look at them, I suddenly get such a... such a... headache!

WALTER
can i eat now?

TRIP
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!

TRIP
Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.

GRACE
I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room... -- (interrupted)

WALTER
yeah it would make a good change

TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...

GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)

WALTER
yeah trip

GRACE
Uhh!

TRIP
See, Grace, as always, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.

GRACE
Uhh... right, I know, I'll never be satisfied with it, I shouldn't get so obsessed about it, it's just 'not worth it'.

WALTER
your the best trip

TRIP
Huh, oh, well --

GRACE
Ah it's good to see you two getting along so well.

WALTER
your great trip

(WALTER hugs trip.)

TRIP
Oh, -- (interrupted)

WALTER
i love you that much

GRACE
God... you're really laying it on thick tonight!

GRACE
You know what... I'll be right back.

TRIP
Grace, sweetie, wait --

GRACE
No, no, stay put, I'll just be in the kitchen.

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

WALTER
and i love you grace

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE
What? Oh...

GRACE
Walter,

GRACE
I...

GRACE
(big sigh)

GRACE
Look, maybe you should just go back to the living room... uhh...

WALTER
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

(WALTER comforts trip.)

GRACE
Walter,

GRACE
I can't...

WALTER
im a bit drunk

GRACE
I'm...

GRACE
I'm going back to the living room.

GRACE
Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine.

TRIP
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine!

WALTER
hi

WALTER
I love you trip

TRIP
Oh, Walter, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE
Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!

TRIP
Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.

WALTER
i love you grace and trip

WALTER
can i have some wine?

TRIP
Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh!

GRACE
Uhh, Walter, please don't encourage him.

WALTER
i won't

GRACE
Walter, this is making you uncomfortable. -- (interrupted)

TRIP
No, n - no -- I just -- I just wanted us to spend time together!

WALTER
i just want a drink

GRACE
Walter, we get the point, you can stop it with the praise already!

WALTER
im drunk enough

GRACE
If I hear one more reference to alcohol tonight, I'm going to be worshipping the porcelain god.

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

WALTER
what god?

TRIP
So... drinks...

TRIP
This is great... For us I'm going to open an amazing, I mean, exquisite Bordeaux.

WALTER
all of it please

TRIP
Best of -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Perfect! Ooh, you're going to love this.

TRIP
Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --

GRACE
God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.

WALTER
im going to get really drunk

TRIP
I'll take that as a compliment. Walter, what do you say?

GRACE
No no,

GRACE
Walter, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!

WALTER
jack daniels

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --

GRACE
That's not our anniversary wine is it?

WALTER
bordeaux

GRACE
That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!

TRIP
Whoops.

WALTER
i can have it?

TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!

GRACE
Ahh, no, you're full of shit!

(WALTER picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Could Be")

GRACE
Our anniversary wine!

WALTER
LOL!

GRACE
Huh? What are you saying to me?

GRACE
Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really -- (interrupted)

WALTER
This is so funny

GRACE
Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright?

TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Walter, can you believe this?

WALTER
want this?

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

GRACE
And you...

GRACE
I can predict what you'll say...

WALTER
yes its reality

GRACE
You've been critical of me all evening!

WALTER
yes you have

GRACE
Our anniversary wine!

GRACE
You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!

TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!

WALTER
i love the wine

GRACE
Okay, you know what, Walter,

GRACE
I need to ask you something.

TRIP
Grace --

GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.

GRACE
Walter, yes or no...

WALTER
anything for the girl

GRACE
If there was a thing about yourself you didn't like, but your husband or wife likes it, is it still okay to hide it?

(WALTER puts down the advice ball.)

TRIP
What?

GRACE
I mean, if your spouse _likes_ something about you, that you don't like, are you allowed to hide that?

GRACE
Yes or no.

WALTER
Yes

GRACE
What...?!

WALTER
yes

GRACE
Oh, okay... fine...

GRACE
Trip, I can't take this denial anymore... You're suppressing yourself, you're so... fake! I hate it!

TRIP
Oh, Christ...!

TRIP
Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me!

TRIP
I can't even frigging look at you.

TRIP
Oh... Shit!

WALTER
When do we get to the fun part

TRIP
What are you saying? What?

GRACE
What? Are you talking to me?

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP
I was not talking to you!

TRIP
Walter, this is not normal, this has never happened.

WALTER
she is a idiot

TRIP
uhh... -- (interrupted)

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
Walter, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...

TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

GRACE
What?

WALTER
no

GRACE
Walter, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --

TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --

GRACE
Admits that our marriage is not --

TRIP
Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

WALTER
why can't we make out?

GRACE
Uhh...! God...!

GRACE
What... I just...

GRACE
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.

GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!

TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry? -- (interrupted)

WALTER
i want to talk about me.

TRIP
See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace...

GRACE
Uhh...

GRACE
Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. -- (interrupted)

WALTER
what about your parents

GRACE
Uhh, my parents... uhh, they're the worst... they really screwed me up...

TRIP
Oh give me a break! They spoiled you!

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
No, look, Grace, your parents are generous, successful, respectable --

GRACE
Uncaring, selfish, in their own little country club world... they're pathetic, really...

WALTER
do the parents know your upset?

TRIP
Aha!

GRACE
Walter, you're saying I'm... depressed?

GRACE
I miss painting.

TRIP
Huh?

GRACE
It's an ache, deep down. -- (interrupted)

WALTER
yes you do

GRACE
Yes?

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
Walter, oh, see, it helps just to be able to tell you this.

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

WALTER
look i know what to do

TRIP
Let's continue focusing on Grace.

GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

WALTER
yeah

GRACE
you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP
What?

GRACE
If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.

WALTER
how old are you trip

TRIP
Uhh... -- (interrupted)

GRACE
How?

TRIP
Thank you. Grace, you wanted a real job -- at the time, you told me you didn't want to paint anymore! You said that!

GRACE
Uhh...

TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

TRIP
Walter, you think this is all my fault, don't you?

GRACE
See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art.

TRIP
What? Oh, Jesus...!

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP


TRIP
Walter, do you agree with that crap? -- (interrupted)

WALTER
can we get drunk now

TRIP
Walter, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!

WALTER
ok

GRACE
Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.

GRACE
Walter, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?

WALTER
no

TRIP
See, Grace, you're the one turning this into such a big issue. -- (interrupted)

TRIP
No?

GRACE
Oh, thank God you disagree, that really helps us!

TRIP
Uhh, okay, look, if I didn't save you, I definitely helped you...

TRIP
And at the time, you were happy for that!

GRACE
Uhh...

WALTER
are you guys happy with your life?

GRACE
Uhh, Walter, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh)

WALTER
so where is the bed?

GRACE
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.

GRACE
What makes me the most angry, Trip, is what you took away from me.

TRIP
What?

GRACE
I wasted ten years in this marriage, making advertisements, and redecorating -- (interrupted)

WALTER
I see..

GRACE
Yes?

TRIP
You're angry?! I -- it -- it's statements like this that make me furious!!

TRIP
Uhh...

TRIP
Jesus... should I just leave? Do you just want me to leave, huh?

WALTER
then stop arguing and make love

TRIP
Uhh...

GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.

WALTER
i want to go on a vacation!

TRIP
I tried to give Grace the best during our Italy vacation. The best hotels, the best food...

GRACE
Do you hear yourself, Trip? The only thing you care about a vacation is that it's 'the best'.

TRIP
Ugh!

WALTER
the worst has maggots

TRIP
No?

TRIP
See Grace? There's no problem.

GRACE
Trip, don't you... Uhh, what's the use.

TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...

WALTER
some people don't have wine!

GRACE
God, Walter, can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please? -- (interrupted)

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

WALTER
lets talk about grace's stuff

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

TRIP
Ah!

GRACE
Walter, you're saying I'm... not communicative?

GRACE
No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

GRACE
Okay, that's it, goddammit, I can't do this anymore!

GRACE
Walter, I know what you're trying to hint at...

GRACE
about us...

WALTER
what?

GRACE
about art...

GRACE
No, Walter, please, please, let me finish!

GRACE
Do you really want the honest truth? Huh?

WALTER
let me finish

GRACE
Walter, are you ready for that?

WALTER
yes

GRACE
Trip?

TRIP
Yes...!

GRACE
Walter, I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying tonight.

WALTER
good

GRACE
Walter, Stop interrupting me, let me speak!

GRACE
You've been pushing me tonight.

GRACE
And I wonder, are -- are you really my friend...?

WALTER
no i have not

TRIP
Grace!

WALTER
yes i am

GRACE
Walter, I've got to ask you -- yes or no...

GRACE
Do you really think that...

GRACE
flirting with me...

GRACE
praising Trip...

GRACE
criticizing me...

GRACE
flirting with Trip...

GRACE
telling me I'm depressed...

GRACE
telling me I'm not communicative...

GRACE
and what you said about hiding things from your spouse...

GRACE
that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage?

GRACE
Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...

GRACE
Is it? I just want a yes or a no.

WALTER
no

GRACE
No? Oh, well... I'm surprised you say that, I thought it did.

GRACE
Trip, I --

GRACE
I let you stop me from being an artist.

TRIP
You let me --

GRACE
I was afraid, Trip okay?

WALTER
i think i sorted everything out.

GRACE
I -- I admit it.

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
I didn't know if -- if I could do it, be a real artist...

GRACE
And I've been using you as an excuse for why I didn't do it.

GRACE
uhh...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP
uhh...

TRIP
Jesus...!

GRACE
Wait, Walter, Trip, there's more...

WALTER
jesus

TRIP
More?

GRACE
I painted this.

TRIP
Bullshit.

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.

TRIP
You've been secretly painting? When --

GRACE
Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.

WALTER
good painting

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP
Jesus --

GRACE
So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
uhh...

TRIP
uhh...

WALTER
she can be a artist and she is

TRIP
Jesus...!

TRIP
Walter, I, uhh...

TRIP
This changes everything...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

GRACE
Yes, it does change everything.

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
I think it's over.

TRIP
Grace, what --

GRACE
No!!

WALTER
then fuck me!

GRACE
It's over, Trip, don't you see that?

(WALTER kisses grace.)

TRIP
Wha... y -- you just told me --

GRACE
I just told you something about us I should have said a long time ago:

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE
I've been using you as an excuse to not be an artist...

WALTER
i fucked her

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE
And no, Walter, please...

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE
And about me...

(WALTER kisses grace.)

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE
I am an artist -- but y -- you can't see that.

GRACE
And no, Walter, please, it's okay...

TRIP
Grace, I --

GRACE
No, Trip, this about me, and it's about us, but it's not about you...

WALTER
i love you grace

TRIP
Not about me...? Hey, no, wait!

WALTER
i love you grace!

GRACE
Walter, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me.

(WALTER kisses grace.)

TRIP
Grace!

(Grace opens the front door.)

(Grace closes the front door.)

TRIP
Grace!!

WALTER
see you later!

TRIP
Jesus Christ...

(WALTER kisses trip.)

TRIP
I should have told her that...

TRIP
I -- I could have told her that...

WALTER
i love to kiss
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:02 PM

its like a life simulator where you are invited to a party and have to sort out a couples relationship



That sounds like a terrible idea for a game :blink:
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#3 OZPruductions

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 12:02 PM

It is, it's a bot ofcourse, no one will write THAT much
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 12:47 PM

It is, it's a bot ofcourse, no one will write THAT much


No it's not...this is an older member, deffinetly not a bot because I remember their username, etc. They've made 66 posts - no bot could get away with that.

The majority of that post is copied and pasted, btw, he\she didn't write it all.
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 03:15 PM

Yeah.


Hey again :P
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 02:03 AM

We are under attack from a WALL OF WORDS.
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