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Facade Game

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I was exploring the internet one day when i came across this funny game

its like a life simulator where you are invited to a party and have to sort out a couples relationship

Believe me its really funny.

Download Link

http://games.softpedia.com/progDownload/Facade-Download-7707.html

You get a script of what happened after the game and it comes out with pretty funny stuff

Heres one of mine

FACADE STAGEPLAY

Wed Jul 29 13 11 39 2009

TRIP

Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE

What for?

TRIP

That should be obvious!

GRACE

Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

TRIP

Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

GRACE

What -- Trip, don't give me that look!

GRACE

You're going to drive me crazy!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP

Walter!!

TRIP

Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)

WALTER

im early

TRIP

Uh...

TRIP

Well come on in... -- (interrupted)

WALTER

hi

TRIP

W -- well, heh, come in!

TRIP

Uh, let me go get Grace...

(WALTER knocks on the front door.)

(WALTER closes the front door.)

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)

GRACE

No, no, here we are!

GRACE

Walter,

GRACE

Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

WALTER

excuse me can i use the phone?

GRACE

Uh...

GRACE

Well, anyway... make yourself at home...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

WALTER

glass sculptures

(WALTER picks up a trinket 6.)

PHONE

** RING **

TRIP

Oh, I'll get it --

(WALTER puts down a trinket 6.)

PHONE

** RING **

GRACE

No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering -- (interrupted)

(WALTER picks up the phone.)

PHONE

Grace? Hello?

GRACE

Walter, no! Please don't do that.

WALTER

hi

PHONE

Who is this? Grace is that you?

GRACE

Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.

PHONE

I don't recognize your voice...

TRIP

Oh!

PHONE

Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **

WALTER

yeah im fucking her

GRACE

Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

(WALTER puts down the phone.)

GRACE

Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.

TRIP

I wanted to say hello --

GRACE

No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

GRACE

the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

WALTER

i wanna talk

GRACE

W -- well, no, talking about my parents is just going to frustrate me.

GRACE

Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.

WALTER

lol

TRIP

Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.

WALTER

:)

GRACE

So, about my decorating...

GRACE

Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for God knows -- (interrupted)

WALTER

XD

GRACE

Oh, well...

GRACE

(frustrated sigh) So I've been collecting all these sculptures...

GRACE

but now whenever I look at them, I suddenly get such a... such a... headache!

WALTER

can i eat now?

TRIP

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!

TRIP

Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.

GRACE

I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room... -- (interrupted)

WALTER

yeah it would make a good change

TRIP

Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...

GRACE

Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)

WALTER

yeah trip

GRACE

Uhh!

TRIP

See, Grace, as always, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.

GRACE

Uhh... right, I know, I'll never be satisfied with it, I shouldn't get so obsessed about it, it's just 'not worth it'.

WALTER

your the best trip

TRIP

Huh, oh, well --

GRACE

Ah it's good to see you two getting along so well.

WALTER

your great trip

(WALTER hugs trip.)

TRIP

Oh, -- (interrupted)

WALTER

i love you that much

GRACE

God... you're really laying it on thick tonight!

GRACE

You know what... I'll be right back.

TRIP

Grace, sweetie, wait --

GRACE

No, no, stay put, I'll just be in the kitchen.

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

WALTER

and i love you grace

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE

What? Oh...

GRACE

Walter,

GRACE

I...

GRACE

(big sigh)

GRACE

Look, maybe you should just go back to the living room... uhh...

WALTER

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

(WALTER comforts trip.)

GRACE

Walter,

GRACE

I can't...

WALTER

im a bit drunk

GRACE

I'm...

GRACE

I'm going back to the living room.

GRACE

Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine.

TRIP

Yeah, yeah, everything's fine!

WALTER

hi

WALTER

I love you trip

TRIP

Oh, Walter, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE

Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it!

TRIP

Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.

WALTER

i love you grace and trip

WALTER

can i have some wine?

TRIP

Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh!

GRACE

Uhh, Walter, please don't encourage him.

WALTER

i won't

GRACE

Walter, this is making you uncomfortable. -- (interrupted)

TRIP

No, n - no -- I just -- I just wanted us to spend time together!

WALTER

i just want a drink

GRACE

Walter, we get the point, you can stop it with the praise already!

WALTER

im drunk enough

GRACE

If I hear one more reference to alcohol tonight, I'm going to be worshipping the porcelain god.

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

WALTER

what god?

TRIP

So... drinks...

TRIP

This is great... For us I'm going to open an amazing, I mean, exquisite Bordeaux.

WALTER

all of it please

TRIP

Best of -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Perfect! Ooh, you're going to love this.

TRIP

Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --

GRACE

God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.

WALTER

im going to get really drunk

TRIP

I'll take that as a compliment. Walter, what do you say?

GRACE

No no,

GRACE

Walter, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP

Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!

WALTER

jack daniels

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

TRIP

I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --

GRACE

That's not our anniversary wine is it?

WALTER

bordeaux

GRACE

That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!

TRIP

Whoops.

WALTER

i can have it?

TRIP

Ahh, this is bullshit!

GRACE

Ahh, no, you're full of shit!

(WALTER picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Could Be")

GRACE

Our anniversary wine!

WALTER

LOL!

GRACE

Huh? What are you saying to me?

GRACE

Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really -- (interrupted)

WALTER

This is so funny

GRACE

Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright?

TRIP

(little impatient sigh) Walter, can you believe this?

WALTER

want this?

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

GRACE

And you...

GRACE

I can predict what you'll say...

WALTER

yes its reality

GRACE

You've been critical of me all evening!

WALTER

yes you have

GRACE

Our anniversary wine!

GRACE

You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!

TRIP

Oh, Jesus...!

WALTER

i love the wine

GRACE

Okay, you know what, Walter,

GRACE

I need to ask you something.

TRIP

Grace --

GRACE

Trip, let me ask our guest a question.

GRACE

Walter, yes or no...

WALTER

anything for the girl

GRACE

If there was a thing about yourself you didn't like, but your husband or wife likes it, is it still okay to hide it?

(WALTER puts down the advice ball.)

TRIP

What?

GRACE

I mean, if your spouse _likes_ something about you, that you don't like, are you allowed to hide that?

GRACE

Yes or no.

WALTER

Yes

GRACE

What...?!

WALTER

yes

GRACE

Oh, okay... fine...

GRACE

Trip, I can't take this denial anymore... You're suppressing yourself, you're so... fake! I hate it!

TRIP

Oh, Christ...!

TRIP

Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me!

TRIP

I can't even frigging look at you.

TRIP

Oh... Shit!

WALTER

When do we get to the fun part

TRIP

What are you saying? What?

GRACE

What? Are you talking to me?

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP

I was not talking to you!

TRIP

Walter, this is not normal, this has never happened.

WALTER

she is a idiot

TRIP

uhh... -- (interrupted)

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

Walter, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...

TRIP

Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

GRACE

What?

WALTER

no

GRACE

Walter, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --

TRIP

Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --

GRACE

Admits that our marriage is not --

TRIP

Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

WALTER

why can't we make out?

GRACE

Uhh...! God...!

GRACE

What... I just...

GRACE

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.

GRACE

Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!

TRIP

What, I'm not allowed to be angry? -- (interrupted)

WALTER

i want to talk about me.

TRIP

See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace...

GRACE

Uhh...

GRACE

Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. -- (interrupted)

WALTER

what about your parents

GRACE

Uhh, my parents... uhh, they're the worst... they really screwed me up...

TRIP

Oh give me a break! They spoiled you!

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

TRIP

No, look, Grace, your parents are generous, successful, respectable --

GRACE

Uncaring, selfish, in their own little country club world... they're pathetic, really...

WALTER

do the parents know your upset?

TRIP

Aha!

GRACE

Walter, you're saying I'm... depressed?

GRACE

I miss painting.

TRIP

Huh?

GRACE

It's an ache, deep down. -- (interrupted)

WALTER

yes you do

GRACE

Yes?

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

Walter, oh, see, it helps just to be able to tell you this.

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

WALTER

look i know what to do

TRIP

Let's continue focusing on Grace.

GRACE

Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

WALTER

yeah

GRACE

you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP

What?

GRACE

If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.

WALTER

how old are you trip

TRIP

Uhh... -- (interrupted)

GRACE

How?

TRIP

Thank you. Grace, you wanted a real job -- at the time, you told me you didn't want to paint anymore! You said that!

GRACE

Uhh...

TRIP

Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

TRIP

Walter, you think this is all my fault, don't you?

GRACE

See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art.

TRIP

What? Oh, Jesus...!

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP

TRIP

Walter, do you agree with that crap? -- (interrupted)

WALTER

can we get drunk now

TRIP

Walter, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!

WALTER

ok

GRACE

Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.

GRACE

Walter, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?

WALTER

no

TRIP

See, Grace, you're the one turning this into such a big issue. -- (interrupted)

TRIP

No?

GRACE

Oh, thank God you disagree, that really helps us!

TRIP

Uhh, okay, look, if I didn't save you, I definitely helped you...

TRIP

And at the time, you were happy for that!

GRACE

Uhh...

WALTER

are you guys happy with your life?

GRACE

Uhh, Walter, you know, we already talked about that... (frustrated sigh)

WALTER

so where is the bed?

GRACE

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.

GRACE

What makes me the most angry, Trip, is what you took away from me.

TRIP

What?

GRACE

I wasted ten years in this marriage, making advertisements, and redecorating -- (interrupted)

WALTER

I see..

GRACE

Yes?

TRIP

You're angry?! I -- it -- it's statements like this that make me furious!!

TRIP

Uhh...

TRIP

Jesus... should I just leave? Do you just want me to leave, huh?

WALTER

then stop arguing and make love

TRIP

Uhh...

GRACE

Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

GRACE

Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

TRIP

They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

GRACE

Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.

WALTER

i want to go on a vacation!

TRIP

I tried to give Grace the best during our Italy vacation. The best hotels, the best food...

GRACE

Do you hear yourself, Trip? The only thing you care about a vacation is that it's 'the best'.

TRIP

Ugh!

WALTER

the worst has maggots

TRIP

No?

TRIP

See Grace? There's no problem.

GRACE

Trip, don't you... Uhh, what's the use.

TRIP

Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE

Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...

WALTER

some people don't have wine!

GRACE

God, Walter, can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please? -- (interrupted)

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

WALTER

lets talk about grace's stuff

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Ah!

GRACE

Walter, you're saying I'm... not communicative?

GRACE

No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

GRACE

Okay, that's it, goddammit, I can't do this anymore!

GRACE

Walter, I know what you're trying to hint at...

GRACE

about us...

WALTER

what?

GRACE

about art...

GRACE

No, Walter, please, please, let me finish!

GRACE

Do you really want the honest truth? Huh?

WALTER

let me finish

GRACE

Walter, are you ready for that?

WALTER

yes

GRACE

Trip?

TRIP

Yes...!

GRACE

Walter, I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying tonight.

WALTER

good

GRACE

Walter, Stop interrupting me, let me speak!

GRACE

You've been pushing me tonight.

GRACE

And I wonder, are -- are you really my friend...?

WALTER

no i have not

TRIP

Grace!

WALTER

yes i am

GRACE

Walter, I've got to ask you -- yes or no...

GRACE

Do you really think that...

GRACE

flirting with me...

GRACE

praising Trip...

GRACE

criticizing me...

GRACE

flirting with Trip...

GRACE

telling me I'm depressed...

GRACE

telling me I'm not communicative...

GRACE

and what you said about hiding things from your spouse...

GRACE

that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage?

GRACE

Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...

GRACE

Is it? I just want a yes or a no.

WALTER

no

GRACE

No? Oh, well... I'm surprised you say that, I thought it did.

GRACE

Trip, I --

GRACE

I let you stop me from being an artist.

TRIP

You let me --

GRACE

I was afraid, Trip okay?

WALTER

i think i sorted everything out.

GRACE

I -- I admit it.

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

I didn't know if -- if I could do it, be a real artist...

GRACE

And I've been using you as an excuse for why I didn't do it.

GRACE

uhh...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

Jesus...!

GRACE

Wait, Walter, Trip, there's more...

WALTER

jesus

TRIP

More?

GRACE

I painted this.

TRIP

Bullshit.

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.

TRIP

You've been secretly painting? When --

GRACE

Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.

WALTER

good painting

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Jesus --

GRACE

So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

uhh...

TRIP

uhh...

WALTER

she can be a artist and she is

TRIP

Jesus...!

TRIP

Walter, I, uhh...

TRIP

This changes everything...

(WALTER sits on the couch.)

GRACE

Yes, it does change everything.

(WALTER gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

I think it's over.

TRIP

Grace, what --

GRACE

No!!

WALTER

then fuck me!

GRACE

It's over, Trip, don't you see that?

(WALTER kisses grace.)

TRIP

Wha... y -- you just told me --

GRACE

I just told you something about us I should have said a long time ago:

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE

I've been using you as an excuse to not be an artist...

WALTER

i fucked her

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE

And no, Walter, please...

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE

And about me...

(WALTER kisses grace.)

(WALTER kisses grace.)

GRACE

I am an artist -- but y -- you can't see that.

GRACE

And no, Walter, please, it's okay...

TRIP

Grace, I --

GRACE

No, Trip, this about me, and it's about us, but it's not about you...

WALTER

i love you grace

TRIP

Not about me...? Hey, no, wait!

WALTER

i love you grace!

GRACE

Walter, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me.

(WALTER kisses grace.)

TRIP

Grace!

(Grace opens the front door.)

(Grace closes the front door.)

TRIP

Grace!!

WALTER

see you later!

TRIP

Jesus Christ...

(WALTER kisses trip.)

TRIP

I should have told her that...

TRIP

I -- I could have told her that...

WALTER

i love to kiss

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its like a life simulator where you are invited to a party and have to sort out a couples relationship

That sounds like a terrible idea for a game :blink:

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It is, it's a bot ofcourse, no one will write THAT much

No it's not...this is an older member, deffinetly not a bot because I remember their username, etc. They've made 66 posts - no bot could get away with that.

The majority of that post is copied and pasted, btw, he\she didn't write it all.

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Yeah.

Hey again :P

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